Who is Poor Ol' George?

  Furst let me introduce myself...I’m the original, jenny-wine, won’n’only Poor Ol’ George™ * frum Possum County™ *. At one time a national tabloid wrote a story about me claiming that I wuz an alien frum outer space....it ain’t true! I’m frum Possum County™.

   Sumtimes I’m called a weird-o, asylum escapee, kountry philospoher, and lots of other things that we won’t go into here. I’m an ex-circus man...I wuz billed as the world’s tallest midget ....OR....the world’s shortest giant....whichever they were willing to pay to see.

   Fur years I been a moonshiner (but that’s agin the law....so as a frunt....I been publishing the POG Cal-en-dur fer the last 30 years. and fur many years back in the 80’s a wuz the publisher of the Possum County News™. My main goal in life is to “Stamp Out Seriousness”.

  Learn more about by 2005 Cal-en-dur or purchase other cock-a-mammie Possum County™ merchandise from my General Store.