Coming Soon: 2006 Edition of
The Poor Ol' George™ Calendar
This here's the original jenny-wine won 'n'
only Poor Ol' George™ cal-en-dur. Hit's the product of a warped
mind. You'll find stuff in here you won't find in any other
calendar...important holidaze you'd miss otherwise...like: Scratch
Anywhere It Itches Day...or...Treat Yer Wooden Leg Fer Termites
Day.
Remember that our main goal in life is to "Stamp
Out Seriousness". You'll also find sum good recipes, home remedies,
old time superstitions, and lotza other useless stuff.
We been publishin' this cock-a-mammie calendar
every year since 1975. Way back then I wuz already usin' the
name "Poor Ol' George™" and I wuz neither old or poor...NOW I'M BOTH
The new 2005 cal-en-dur is
better than ever... filled with country recipes, gardening
tips, weatherlore, silly laws, superstitions, home remedies,
krazy ads and krazy holidays like "Smile If Yer
Not Wearing Underwear Day" Plus National Possum Week and "Preserve
Privys" Week
(We call it PP Week)
Order yer calendar NOW -
In fact you should order several and give 'em fur gifts to
yer friends and neighbors - they'll appreciate it and so will
I (I need the money to buy supplies fur the still). Actually
moonshining is my regular bizness - publishin this calendar
is just a frunt fer the moonshining bizness but I guarantee
you'll love the calendar even as much as you love my moonshine!
